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August 20 大小写还是要分开马上开学了，Pizza协会的报告人还缺几个，
一怒之下群发了一封邮件， 号召广大研究生在吃Pizza之余不忘良心发现做俩报告以示回报。 系里负责组织群体活动的美女收到信，头一个积极响应， 要我马上把下学期的活动安排发给她， 以便制作全系研究生工作日程表。 邮件发出去没多久，伊便气喘吁吁的跑来我办公室， 花容失色道：“boast，我虽然连吃了你们协会几年Pizza，你也不要强行摊派我做报告好不好！“ boast：“此话怎讲？我的施政纲领从来都是只摊派人吃剩pizza，不摊派人做报告的...” 美女：“那为什么10月22号的报告人里明晃晃的写的是‘you’ 啊？” boast：“@#$#&^#^...介个...你还是去问农业经济系的尤教授吧！” 类似的事件还有一次。boast某Z姓好友出访美国。事后我们在MSN上聊天
boast：how do you think about us?
Z: ???? boast: Do you like us？ Z: I don't understand what you are talking about and I am really feeling a little bit unconfortable!!! boast: I mean ... U.S. ... Z: orz... 这件事教育我们，吃东西的时候单手打字如果按不到shift键就不要继续聊了...
顺便转载一个 President HU 的经典笑话 （注：Yassir Arafat 就是阿拉法特） Secretary : - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in. Secretary : - Yes sir. (Hangs up. Condi enters.)
Condoleeza : - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What’s happening? Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China. George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me. Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China. George B. : - Well, that’s what I want to know. Condoleeza : - But that’s what I’m telling you, Mr. President. George B. : - Well, that’s what I’m asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China? Condoleeza : - Yes. George B. : - I mean the fellow’s name. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The guy in China. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The new leader of China. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The Chinaman! Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President. George B. : - What are you asking me for? Condoleeza : - I’m telling you Hu is leading China. George B. : - Well, I’m asking you, Condie. Who is leading China? Condoleeza : - That’s the man’s name. George B. : - That’s who’s name? Condoleeza : - Yes. (Pause.)
George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condoleeza : - That’s correct. George B. : - Then who is in China? Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Yassir is in China? Condoleeza : - No, sir. George B. : - Then who is? Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Yassir? Condoleeza : - No, sir. (hang up)
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